[Dazai is bored, but not bored enough to care about Chuuya's neediness. This is entertaining enough for now, quick and easy, even if the shouting is bringing back his headache a little. He wouldn't be opposed to other types of distraction, but he wants his entertainment now.]
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF AN ASS BEING HUNGRY?!
[...]
NEVERMIND, I TAKE THAT BACK!
[Clearly Chuuya and his ass are the wrong people to ask that question.
Hnnnggggg so bored so boooooored... Time to grab the very safe phone that Chuuya so graciously provided, and send out a bunch of dumbass anonymous texts to various people. Bad jokes; slight bullying here and there... Good times.]
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HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF AN ASS BEING HUNGRY?!
[...]
NEVERMIND, I TAKE THAT BACK!
[Clearly Chuuya and his ass are the wrong people to ask that question.
Hnnnggggg so bored so boooooored... Time to grab the very safe phone that Chuuya so graciously provided, and send out a bunch of dumbass anonymous texts to various people. Bad jokes; slight bullying here and there... Good times.]