[It's not like Dazai hasn't already (ab)used some misconceptions on their alleged wedding, but Chuuya suggesting they spread the misinformation more actively still makes him stop and think for a moment - which he does, and continues to do, though the part he talks about is not the part he's thinking about, really.]
Mhm, but are you sure you can handle that? You're already all shades of red, and the sun has barely touched you.
[Which is to say: clearly Chuuya is way more easily embarrassed than Dazai about these things. (Or Dazai is just shameless. Could be that.)
On that note, Dazai makes a mental note to himself to "forget" to rub lotion on a random heart-shaped spot on Chuuya's back, whenever it comes to more time in the sun. Would be cute to see Chuuya with a heart-shaped mark - especially if Chuuya doesn't realize it's there!]
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Mhm, but are you sure you can handle that? You're already all shades of red, and the sun has barely touched you.
[Which is to say: clearly Chuuya is way more easily embarrassed than Dazai about these things. (Or Dazai is just shameless. Could be that.)
On that note, Dazai makes a mental note to himself to "forget" to rub lotion on a random heart-shaped spot on Chuuya's back, whenever it comes to more time in the sun. Would be cute to see Chuuya with a heart-shaped mark - especially if Chuuya doesn't realize it's there!]