[Of course Dazai has to call him out like that. Chuuya reaches up and tries to slap a hand over his mouth, even though that has never worked any of the many other times that he's tried it.]
Shut up.
[Of course it's embarrassing, but they're doing all the newlyweds-type behavior anyway, and Chuuya is definitely going to end up embarrassed either way, so Dazai really doesn't have to say anything. This is, apparently, happening. And Chuuya is already a little too flustered at that thought to come up with anything to defend himself.
But maybe that's a good thing. It's distracting him from thinking too deeply about what all of that actually means.]
If we're pretending to be married I'd have to call you Osamu, though, and it's harder to yell that angrily.
[Flawless logic and excellent priorities, right there.]
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Shut up.
[Of course it's embarrassing, but they're doing all the newlyweds-type behavior anyway, and Chuuya is definitely going to end up embarrassed either way, so Dazai really doesn't have to say anything. This is, apparently, happening. And Chuuya is already a little too flustered at that thought to come up with anything to defend himself.
But maybe that's a good thing. It's distracting him from thinking too deeply about what all of that actually means.]
If we're pretending to be married I'd have to call you Osamu, though, and it's harder to yell that angrily.
[Flawless logic and excellent priorities, right there.]