[Dazai gives a soft but exaggerated little "ow~!" in response before curling his leg around Chuuya in would-be revenge. He also resumes petting, though, so he's clearly not at all bothered.]
I don't want any actual beefcake.
[Imagine him bulky. Just imagine. What a horrifying vision of a monster! Even disregarding the fact that he wouldn't dream of putting in the amount of energy it would take to grow real, actual muscles, what would the benefit even be? It's a waste of time and resources, actually!
Though, speaking of beef:]
Guess you'll have to get your steak elsewhere.
[Just not his sex. That said, maybe this could count as distant dinner plans?]
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I don't want any actual beefcake.
[Imagine him bulky. Just imagine. What a horrifying vision of a monster! Even disregarding the fact that he wouldn't dream of putting in the amount of energy it would take to grow real, actual muscles, what would the benefit even be? It's a waste of time and resources, actually!
Though, speaking of beef:]
Guess you'll have to get your steak elsewhere.
[Just not his sex. That said, maybe this could count as distant dinner plans?]