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[personal profile] diesuki 2024-11-24 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
That would be a problem.

[There's no way he'd just let Chuuya win, so clearly he'll just have to forego poisoning Chuuya for now. A tragedy, but he'll manage.]

Cheers~!

[Chuuya can hold the drink if he insists. It saves Dazai the effort, doesn't it? But Dazai will lean in very suggestively... licking his lips just before trying to get them on...
... one of those straws, obviously. The day has barely begun, and you've already got your mind in the gutter?! Shame on you!]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2024-12-01 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Having accomplished the intended result of getting Chuuya just that little bit hot and bothered - not that it takes much, but still! - Dazai takes a nice, long drink, before leaning back in his own seat. It really is a pretty good drink for so early in the day, if he does say so himself: sweet but not cloyingly so; nice and refreshing. He hums, vaguely agreeing with Chuuya - not that the taste of pineapple bothers Dazai, really.]

It's rather a nice aesthetic, isn't it? A fresh, fruity drink in a fresh, fruity container.

[Not too fruity, actually, but admitting that would ruin his awkward comparison. The drink is probably a bit more alcoholic than it seems to be, too, but hey, Dazai is not going to complain about that.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2024-12-06 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
The fruitiness is all yours, Chuuya. [Not really, but give him a second, he's getting to his "point".] I just bring the nuts~

[He is hilarious, thank you for noticing. Or, alternatively: use this opportunity to reconsider all your life choices, because if you ended up with this man of all the people on this planet, you've really got a screw loose.

Or a screw on the agenda. Either one.

Dazai doesn't take long to lean in for another sip of the drink, because it really does taste good, and while he's eager enough to see what shenanigans Chuuya will get up to after some daydrinking, it's probably a bad idea to take that too far, too quickly. Then again, it seems like Chuuya is misbehaving a fair amount already! Dazai doesn't so much as blink at the lick, staring at Chuuya while he belatedly puts his Chuuya-moistened lips on his straw. It's quite rude how Chuuya complements the flavor, actually.]


... Honestly, I can't take you anywhere.

[Which is his way of saying he should have kept Chuuya in their hotel room, probably. Oh, well.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2024-12-11 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Mhm, you have a point. And if you go too far, I can always just leave you behind.

[Their holiday destination likely wouldn't survive... and neither would Yokohama, probably - but Dazai could do it if he wanted to! He just doesn't want to. Or he doesn't want to make it too easy for Chuuya. Either one.]

That said, you don't exactly do a lot of behaving at home either, do you?

[It's not a complaint. And maybe Dazai will curl his tongue around the straw briefly, just because he can.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2024-12-13 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
Really~? [He's totally innocent, what even are you talking about?] I think I'm behaving just fine, though.

[Well, he sees no benefit in any admission to the contrary, anyway. The day is still young! Maybe he wants to save all his misbehaving for later.]

I didn't even take you to the nude beach.

[... Their holiday destination may not even have one, actually. But it will be fun to see how Chuuya reacts, regardless.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2024-12-19 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[See?! Dazai was totally right about behaving. And now Chuuya's given him a compliment! What a glorious morning, indeed~ (Oh, sure, he's stretching the definition of a compliment a little. But it counts if he feels it counts - and he does!)]

Are you sure about that? [Don't worry, the question was entirely rhetorical.] You enjoy being naked in private with me so much, I thought you'd enjoy expanding your repertoire.

[Not really, or he would have made some different arrangements. But it's fun to think about while also embarrassing Chuuya! That's basically Dazai's favorite way to multitask.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2024-12-22 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dazai may be relaxing in his seat, but he's also preening, because apparently he's just in a mood for compliments right now! Or at least for the semi-accidental nature of them. Isn't it just another way of embarrassing Chuuya, just... without Chuuya being fully aware of it yet? This is truly what a vacation is all about!]

I didn't hear you complain at the time.

[That is almost certainly a lie. But since Chuuya clearly hadn't meant it, it didn't count.]

Clearly you should trust me more than you trust yourself!

[Okay, even Dazai can't say that seriously. But they don't need to be particularly seriously at the moment, he thinks, so there's no harm in it.

... He does try to hijack the drink, though, just in case. If Chuuya ends up making too much trouble too early, it will just be a lot of work for Dazai - and that's not what he meant when he said he knows what Chuuya wants!]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2024-12-28 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm fairly sure you did that anyway.

[Probably not, really; people don't pay nearly as much attention to others as anyone with even half a brain might assume. But any attention that happened at the time, theoretical or otherwise, embarrasses Chuuya, and so it seems a shame to deny it altogether. Let Chuuya stew, and forever wonder how many people witnessed what exactly!

Dazai can't help but snicker a little, good-naturedly. Of course Chuuya would be right not to trust him, but that doesn't mean his statement is actually true. Dazai doesn't really feel like arguing that point, though. He does value Chuuya's trust, even though he'll still gladly abuse it under specific circumstances.]


You trust me to know what you like. Isn't that enough?

[Here, he'll even offer the final sips of the drink to Chuuya. Clearly that proves it!]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2024-12-30 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[It does, indeed, work out just fine, since Dazai enjoys embarrassing Chuuya, but otherwise doesn't generally enjoy showing him off in a sexual sense. That practically counts as sharing! And who in their right mind would do a thing like that?!
... Well, Dazai still would, with the right people and/or under the right circumstances. But in general? It seems like a waste.]


There's a good boy~!

[Even if Chuuya is drunk, that's a very nice statement, so Dazai will reach out to pet Chuuya's head as a reward.]

Come to think of it, I should have had you wear a skirt today.
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[personal profile] diesuki 2025-01-01 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, this is going even better than Dazai was hoping for! As long as Chuuya is resting against his chest, Dazai is just going to leave his hand on Chuuya's head. Why not? It's comfortable!]

Shame I didn't bring your tail, really.

[Nah, he doesn't really care. For that matter, he's not sure yet if he can be bothered getting Chuuya to change into a skirt, especially since Chuuya being so obedient now doesn't necessarily bode well for later. But the sentiment is appreciated, regardless.]

... Need to sleep it off already?

[Phrasing aside, it's a genuine question more than a jab. As much as Dazai enjoys bullying and embarrassing Chuuya, a peaceful moment like this is kind of nice, too.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2025-01-07 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
Let's keep it a secret for now.

[He's definitely brought a few toys. Nothing extraordinary, really - what's special this trip is their location and the time spent together, more than specific acts Dazai has planned - but enough to entertain them for a good while. They may just buy some special "souvenirs" here, while they're at it. (Ooh, now there's a thought - time to get some souvenirs for Mori, too! Maybe one of those bottle openers shaped like a limp wooden dick. That seems suitable.)]

What if I want people to see your reactions?

[If that was what he absolutely, definitely wanted, he would have arranged for it by now, probably. But he's curious to know what Chuuya will say, anyway.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2025-01-13 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's hard not to snicker at that casual (if highly theoretical) insult, but Dazai mostly manages to hold back.]

I can do that.

[You owe him now, though, Chuuya. Just so you know.

But Dazai doesn't especially feel like rubbing it in (or off, as the case may be), since he, too, is surprisingly comfortable. That has less to do with any physical sensations, probably: it's more of an existential comfort, which - for that matter - is far less common.

He's still going to lean down and give Chuuya a kiss on the top of his head, though. That is what happens to good boys! Dazai doesn't make the rules.]

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